Programming Language: Objective CorporateSpeak++ – Floopsy’s Sketchpad

Programming Language: Objective CorporateSpeak++ – Floopsy’s Sketchpad.

Business speak and programming languages, mixed together… Funny if you’ve ever spent time in either world..

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Inspired by the constant corporate speak I have had the pleasure of hearing, I have undertaken the arduos task of developing the next generation of programming language:

Objective CorporateSpeak++

In this essay, I will demonstrate the usage of some of the programming idioms:

Classes
Value-Added Class Foo {
  Private Value-Added String Name;

  Public Mission Critical Function sayName( Value-Added String Name) {
    System.Out_of_The_Box.Println(“Hello {}”, Name)
  }
}